Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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