Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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