i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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