hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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