I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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