I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
