He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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