i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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