Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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