Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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