I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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