i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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