It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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