She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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