You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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