This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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