i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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