Kiss
Puke
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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