I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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