Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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