so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
