This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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