That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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