Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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