Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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