So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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