So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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