I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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