Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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