I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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