Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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