Ketchup is God's man juice
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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