she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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