I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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