That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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