It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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