It's like God shit irony all over that family
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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