Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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