and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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