chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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