i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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