: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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