My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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