Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
