If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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