He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
