Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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