So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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