Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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