I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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