You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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